Can you get the paper clip guy on Microsoft Word for Mac?

The little paper clip guy always added a little excitement to my reports, essays, and ransom notes. I recently purchased Microsoft Word 2008 for my Mac, and I have not been able to locate my paper clip friend. Is there a way to get him to pop up to supply me with the grammatical and structural support I need in writing my papers? If not, can you give me a link to a paper clip widget? Thanks!