Have you ever been sacked from a job and what for?

Got paid off in the most demeaning manner but never sacked, was sent out on a delivery run driver got a phone call to leave me there and he did. His last words were out the window "sorry mate boss has paid you off" and he drove off. 40 miles from home with no transport or money thankfully a lorry driver seen what happened and was going my way and gave me a lift.